kali_fornication@lemmy.world to Atheism@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agono, seriously you guys, it's really gonna happen this time!lemmy.worldimagemessage-square11linkfedilinkarrow-up1231arrow-down17
arrow-up1224arrow-down1imageno, seriously you guys, it's really gonna happen this time!lemmy.worldkali_fornication@lemmy.world to Atheism@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square11linkfedilink
minus-squareJo Miran@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·4 months agoJesus did come back; he was deported by ICE.
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 months agoJesus has to keep coming back, again and again, he’s been dying as a homeless drug addict for the past 8 or so reincarnations.
minus-squareMouldyCat@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 months agoNot easy coping when your own dad abandons you to die painfully over 3 days, especially when your dad is the actual boss of the whole universe and could’ve saved you with a click of the fingers.
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agoC’est la vie, I suppose. … yeah, there are so many ways in which the basis of Christian morality is just: God is an abusive father, stop asking questions.
minus-squareatopi@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agowhy would Jesus come back in the USA
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agoSavior complex, glutton for punishment.
Jesus did come back; he was deported by ICE.
Jesus has to keep coming back, again and again, he’s been dying as a homeless drug addict for the past 8 or so reincarnations.
Not easy coping when your own dad abandons you to die painfully over 3 days, especially when your dad is the actual boss of the whole universe and could’ve saved you with a click of the fingers.
C’est la vie, I suppose.
… yeah, there are so many ways in which the basis of Christian morality is just: God is an abusive father, stop asking questions.
why would Jesus come back in the USA
Savior complex, glutton for punishment.