InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months agoIf she wears makeup - she is no angel.hexbear.netimagemessage-square81linkfedilinkarrow-up1134arrow-down11
arrow-up1133arrow-down1imageIf she wears makeup - she is no angel.hexbear.netInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square81linkfedilink
minus-squareAwoo [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up55·3 months agoDo men not have eyes?
minus-squareDamarcusart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48·3 months agoIt’s hard to actually see clearly when your eyes pop out of your head like a cartoon character
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.clublinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·edit-23 months agoAh, a skill issue. You see, you don’t actually want your eyes to elongate, that’s just you thinking that seeing from a bit closer will actually help you, but unless you are already very close, it’s a false urge. It just makes your eyes floppy & unfocused. What you want to do is enlarge your eyes, like so: (sauce: Red Hot Riding Hood (1943)) The secret advanced technique, if you are brave (note that they might not be able to reattach your eyes tho): Unless you want to microscope the situation:
minus-squareSchillMenaker [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·3 months agoBe the change you want to see in the world
Do men not have eyes?
It’s hard to actually see clearly when your eyes pop out of your head like a cartoon character
Ah, a skill issue.
You see, you don’t actually want your eyes to elongate, that’s just you thinking that seeing from a bit closer will actually help you, but unless you are already very close, it’s a false urge. It just makes your eyes floppy & unfocused.
What you want to do is enlarge your eyes, like so:
(sauce: Red Hot Riding Hood (1943))
The secret advanced technique, if you are brave (note that they might not be able to reattach your eyes tho):
Unless you want to microscope the situation:
Be the change you want to see in the world