Apparently the US Department of
DefenseWar thinks that they can order non-US citizens not resident in the USA to cease and desist from mailing things.Uh…
Hilarity of the items involved aside, the gall of the US military postal service to give orders to civilians not under their command and not even of their nation is shocking.



Our war fighters ain’t gonna have no got damned piece of plastic with a flared base up their assholes, you hear me woke?!
our beautifully unwoke soldiers will have shampoo bottles, flashlights and cucumbers surgically removed from their rectums like real men