https://www.scientificamerican.com/blog/news-blog/lab-creates-fake-dna-evidence-2009-08-18/

Lol, why not blood samples?

Could just mail in a stool sample.

What was that movie with the gentic id stuff, gattaca? Yeah, shouldn’t give them too many “good” ideas…

I refuse to use anything that doesn’t allow authentication via bunghole print. It’s just more convenient.

Honestly, I prefer this.

I can stand behind my words.

You’re wishing a glorious doom upon us, my friend.