65 years on this earth and billions of dollars, yet he was so worried about the size of his peen that it killed him. What a fucking loser.
Even funnier is, remembering the Penuma chapo episode, it’s not like he was gonna wake up with a significantly bigger hog anyways
Cause of death: penis too smol
I’m scared for my health now…
“Look, man, I want the other fellas to have a nice view of my flaccid sausage peeking below a hand towel when I’m in the gym locker room.”
Small dick growers have a worse time than small dick showers, uh according to a friend
Exactly the kinda guy I imagined, the classic sleazebag look:
https://hexbear.net/post/7508307
This happened in 2019 and there was a post about it earlier today
Thanks, a second Belgian Israeli billionaire getting their dick exploded would have been too crazy.
That’s why it sounded familiar
weird, the date on the article is recent
The doctor was just convicted and sentenced. The death happened in 2019
to the surgeon and the little guillotine he got from the prop department of Robin Hood: Men in TightsDoes anyone have a source that goes more in depth about what actually happened? Like the article mentions he had a heart attack but presumably a surgeon wouldn’t have their licence suspended just because a patient happened to have a heart attack. Was the patient at risk for heart attacks and the surgeon ignored just it? Did they fuck up the response to the heart attack?
I’m sure the patient being a billionaire is probably the most relevant circumstance in the matter
Another I’m sure this has happened before?
I don’t really understand but due one of those truly baffling quirks of fate is I’m a trans woman with a huge hog.
I’m going to die in surgery shortening this thing
I would date a trans women with a huge hog which sounds like I would date myself.
May everything go well for your procedure.
Thank you! TBH I was just going for the joke I haven’t really though about bottom surgery AS much as face or vocal chords or breasts, those seems more important right now.
Absolutely. Personally I might put bottom surgery before breasts but it seems both rather far away for me (I am a baby). I hope that I can dodge chords with enough voice training but it is tough.
Someone needs to come up with
joke for thisFlaccdead Billionaire
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Did they get his cum in time???!!!
Billionaires only ever die of old age or being stupid. The only exception is Brian Thompson.
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