Joke of the day

When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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    1 year ago

    Almost committed a crime. I finished my lunch, got up and walked away. Only halfway through did i realise my oversight.

    Ran as fast as I can back to the stall and apologised to the kakak. She said that there’s no need to trouble myself, I can always transfer money to her. Perks of a loyal customer.

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    1 year ago

    Mods, how did you guys set the daily jokes in the daily chat threads on Reddit? Did the bot allow you to set it every day, or do you guys run some prepared script?

    Who do I ping here ;_;

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    1 year ago

    I buka topik here: https://kbin.social/m/kbinMeta/t/73476/How-do-kbin-instances-and-all-aggregator-protocols-work-to

    Because there’s a big risk vector on small instances if the news about FB joining federation is real. I’m already hearing speculation that Eugen (Masto guy) met with FB because FB is planning to throw money at instances like his so federating with FB will not kantoikan his servers with traffic. Speculation because with NDA signed no one is saying anything publicly.

    So 1-2 punch rn, between reddit being what it is and everyone else is still getting their bearings and Zuckerberg making moves.

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        1 year ago

        @Annoyed_Crabby we don’t know the full details yet on how (i did share on cafe about 2 days ago what details we have like the proposed instance name) but short answer is yes. Details indicate that it’s going to be a bridge for its Instagram side where it exports to a (likely) Masto instance. And Fedi accounts can follow there. And from there, well, it spiders outwards… Once they get boosted, then which instance picks it up etc. And because how masto works on the backend every change propagates down and upline. That’s how u can accidentally DDoS small instances and webhosts if something gets too popular (it’s happened, and that’s with pre-reddit population size, lol)

        @imaginelizard

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    1 year ago

    do y’all still wear masks when out and about? I like that I don’t have to deal with overzealous nose hair every two days with it on

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      1 year ago

      Speaking of nose hair, there are a few (around 3-5, idk) follicles in my left nostril that always produce extra THICCC hair. It isn’t a cosmetic issue per se, but those strands somehow tickle and make me super uncomfortable. Everytime I have to use tweezers to pluck them out but those big boiz are so tenacious. Using scissors is a bad idea as I want to preserve those useful strands.

      On the other hand, the right one is fine, I mean, literally fine, like baby hair, can be left unattended. They do the job they’re supposed to do, with some mucus attached, blocking harmful airborne particles protecting delicate lungs. I guess, the imbalance growth of nose hair is because of my left testicle secretes more testosterone than my right one… nah I’m just merepek.

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        1 year ago

        I have apermanent white, thick strand in my right nostril. Pluck it, ad it will regrew again in a few weeks.

    • Annoyed_🦀 @monyet.cc
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      1 year ago

      Only when crowded indoor space like mall or something, otherwise i don’t wear it anymore as i’m always i place with good ventilation or with no crowd.

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      1 year ago

      It has really become a habit for me that I sometimes continue to wear masks in the car(I wear masks for long hours at work, so I’m pretty used to it) and my family/friends will question why I’m still wearing a mask 😂

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      1 year ago

      Slowly phasing out right now. I don’t wear them as often outdoors if there aren’t a lot of people, but I still wear them when it’s crowded or indoors.

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    1 year ago

    I’m starting to like lemmy. Browsing this, lemmy.world and one more site. Pretty cool.

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    1 year ago

    Someone already built a python API for lemmy!

    I think the Lemmy community will be expanding really fast, really soon. I work with .NET C#, but I used to work with python in uni(altho I was the frontend guy) so combined with the knowledge j can get from the other Lemmy bot repository that someone else shared, maybe I can eventually make a bot for our community 🤔

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      1 year ago

      Open offer: If anyone writes a script that uses this API to do something useful for monyet.cc, and you can pack it up as a cronjob + python file, we’d be happy to host it for you!

      Please get it working and stable on your own machine before handing it to us though. Since this is untrusted python code we have to review your script manually, and I don’t want to be doing a million little code reviews…

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    1 year ago

    Would i be the asshole if i remove someone from my yt family without telling them and that someone is a friend whom i’m distancing myself. And if it’s relevant, they’re not paying for it sooo…

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      1 year ago

      FF user here. It only happens the first time. Supposedly, the account can be used across every instance. I had a lemmy account before, but when I was trying to get in here, it just got stuck at the login page until I registered a new one. No problem after that.

    • Naomikho@monyet.cc
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      1 year ago

      Hmm… I think it’s not working on my side. Tried logging and stuck at loading. And firefox’s developer console sucks :/

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          1 year ago

          Sorry, I just tried again it appeared I was using the wrong password. @@ I managed to login just now. Do you see any errors on the console? (ctrl + shift + j on windows)

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    1 year ago

    Idea for malicious compliance back at spezland: Turn the subreddit into one where you may only talk about people or place named Malaysia (yes there are a few). This one will alienate almost the entire extant community there so maybe one not to be enacted, it just can’t stand on its own. I just wanted to put it into words here.