SOLVED: She asked her dad and he said it’s a weird garden decoration he had that got knocked over and rolled down a hill into the woods. I don’t know what would compel someone to buy something like this for people to look at but I’m not gonna judge.
This thing someone on Discord found in the woods. My current theory is that it’s a really old, disheveled wig due to the braid looking thing. The only other thing I know is that it doesn’t have a smell. I can ask her more questions about it if anyone would like.
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She asked her dad and he said it’s a weird garden decoration he had that got knocked over and rolled down a hill into the woods. I don’t know what would compel someone to buy something like this for people to look at but I’m not gonna judge.
If there’s one thing I’ve learned through a life of wandering the New England woods with metal heads and punks, it’s that there’s no accounting for the weird shit that some people think is cool. Thanks for following up, though!