Nice try, pickpocket.
Nice try stochastic pick pocketer
A tissue.
Just in case.
#fapnation
I need several tissues for that
front right: phone side right: wallet front left: keys side left: smoking stuff, meshtastic radio back left: handkerchief
For some reason your post reminded me of when I got my first flip phone and I hadn’t had a designated pocket for it.
That’s why they had phone holsters.
Phone, left front. Wallet (including work fob) and key in right front; small flashlight and chapstick in the coin pocket; pen clipped to back right pocket.
Plus I guess not technically in my pocket, but I’ve been front horizontal carrying a leatherman (or sometimes a fixed blade with a pry bar clipped to it).
Didn’t we just do this yesterday?
Damn, sorry. I was in a restaurant trying to settle a bet. I didn’t have chance to look back at the posts.
I’m prepared for my lashings.
No lashings in order, but that is an uncanny coinkydink.
nice try fed 😛
My hands cos they’re cold
Left front phone. Right front knife or multitool. Coin pocket zippo. Rear right wallet, rear left key fob. On the occasion I have my keys me, they’re on a short leather strap clipped to my belt loop in my right front.
Due to my job, all my jackets have a millimeter ruler and a staedler 319f marker in the front pocket, and my left inside pocket has a fountain pen with blue ink, and a pilot gtec C4 with black ink. Right Inside pocket has a hairtie, toothpicks, and a carved jade turtle figurine (skjoldpada).
I don’t always carry all of this, but this is fully-loaded:
- Right pocket: phone
- Left pocket: beeswax lip balm, contact lens drops, vehicle keys
- Right side pocket: work keys, microfiber cloth
- Left side pocket: work phone, device failure “toe tags”
- Belt: work ID/access badge
- Right extra pocket: bit-driver with 8 bits
- Right rear: wallet
- Left rear: needlenose pliers
- Clipped to lapel: micro Phillips/flathead screwdriver, pen
- Shoulder: laptop bag with cables
- Right ear: Bluetooth earpiece
I’m pretty happy with this setup for most of my workday…
I like to put my pocket into my pocket and watch things get real weird.
Depends where I am and weather, here in Japan, its
Front right: Phone
Front left: wallet+earbuds
Back right: keys/train tickets back
Back left: misc recipts
Inner jacket right: tissues+hand sanitizer
Inner jacket left: folding umbrella.
Left front: phone
Right front: keys, change, sometimes earplugs
Right butt: wallet
Anything else I need is in my backpack.
Keys front right, wallet rear right, phone rear left. That’s all I carry.
Front left is for anything miscellaneous I pick up during the day, if I do.
Before I retired, I also carried a pen, and a leatherman tool, but I don’t need those anymore.
So you sit on your phone?
Ctrl + F. “Knife.” Only 5 results.
I’m not angry, I’m just disappointed.
