Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agoI hate this placehexbear.netimagemessage-square35linkfedilinkarrow-up1134arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1134arrow-down1imageI hate this placehexbear.netRobert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square35linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarehappybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up81·2 months agoMeet my girlfriend, the computer in my vape that pretends to be a horny minotaur and pays me spongebob money when I get high
minus-squarelurker_supreme [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up51·2 months agook thats it, im ready. tie me to a nuclear bomb and drop me over tel aviv.
minus-squarehappybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·2 months agoIf you’d like to speak with someone about that, I have a cognitive behavioural therapy vape as well. It pays you 3 spongebobs per weed.
minus-squareLostCarcosan@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 months agoOkay but sucking on my horny millenial minotaur gf sounds like a great time
minus-squareShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoReading these words in that order has activated an additional 2% of my brain
Meet my girlfriend, the computer in my vape that pretends to be a horny minotaur and pays me spongebob money when I get high
ok thats it, im ready. tie me to a nuclear bomb and drop me over tel aviv.
If you’d like to speak with someone about that, I have a cognitive behavioural therapy vape as well. It pays you 3 spongebobs per weed.
Okay but sucking on my horny millenial minotaur gf sounds like a great time
Reading these words in that order has activated an additional 2% of my brain