Snu snu

I’ve thought for a long time that leaving behind a story for loved ones to tell about the time I was just hanging out and got obliterated by a meteor would be a good way to go.

The heat death of the universe

T’what?

• “What are you gonna do, shoot me?”
• jump into giant hole in ground
• harpoon gun “accident” (no charges)
• giant soup pot (I die for the bit)
• jump into extremely expensive, extremely fragile bad machine
• dangerous recipes for a last meal that is absolutely worth it