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kateMA to Shitty Ask LemmyEnglish · 14 days ago

if birds aren't real what's been pooping on my car

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if birds aren't real what's been pooping on my car

kateMA to Shitty Ask LemmyEnglish · 14 days ago
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  • Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world
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    14 days ago

    Me

    • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.net
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      14 days ago

      and me

      • Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        14 days ago

        That explains the shits that I didn’t do

        • Rambomst@lemmy.world
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          Guys we spoke about this at the last meet, follow the map so we don’t overlap!

          • Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            I know the overlap map, but I have to crap!

      • daggermoon@piefed.world
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        13 days ago

        and also me

  • Lucie (she/her)@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    Goverment drones

  • degenerate_neutron_matter@fedia.io
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    A CIA employee carefully applies bird poop to your car while you’re not watching. It’s all part of the big coverup of the so-called “birds”.

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      But where does he get the bird poop?

      • degenerate_neutron_matter@fedia.io
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        It’s made from the chemicals left over from chemtrail manufacturing.

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          Makes sense.

      • InvalidName2@lemmy.zip
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        Nevermind that, I want to know how big the bill is.

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    Just like cars make exhaust gas the biproduct from robotic birds is that gray white stuff you find on your car. It’s not bird shit, its high tech solid state bird exhaust.

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    That’s probably Poopin’ Dan, he’s been working on developing his portfolio

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    I know this might be an already answered question, but what makes you think birds aren’t real?

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      Birds are spy drones sent by the government. That’s why they are always on power lines, it’s to recharge.

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        OK then.

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