It’s so over for us China Bros.
Trying to explain Chinese cuisine to Americans:
The burger connects all people
Tacos? That’s a burger
Gyros? Burger
Shawarma? Also burger
Bao Buns? you guessed it
That looks delicious. Their even better at borger than us.
Beating us at our own game
It’s… It’s over

Cw for flesh please
People claim this “dish” exists since 200 BCE
I think it feels/tastes more like a pork doner-kebab in a round flatbread, no idea why it’s called hamburger, maybe for advertising purposes to western tourists in Xi’ani’ve heard jiangxiangbing being called “chinese pizza” (by chinese people). it’s circular and made of dough, so, uh, sure. there’s sauce on it.
i guess they think white people only know burger, pizza, hot dog and spagetti, which is fair
If you just showed me the picture I’d say it looks like some kind of awful fusion where they’ve stuffed baklava with vegan substitute grubs. Maybe it’s like a sticky sweet nutty extrusion.









