Telepresence appointment with the Dr. Start immediately with your butthole in the camera instead of your face.
Bonus points if you pull at it like Jim Carrey as you talk.
A warm bath
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Ask your mom to take her dick out of it.
Sounds like it needs a massage!
head to the nearest CostCo, loudly yell if there is a doctor, when they approach, show them and ask them what do.
I go to the nearest clinic that takes my insurance. There are other doctors besides my primary care physician.
And based on the info from the clinic, I’d make a follow up appointment with my primary care doctor.
Sitz bath (in a plastic bin on the floor lmao cause who wants to keep special equipment for that)
