• literally spat out by a king to reproduce an oppressive system (nepo baby)
• blows up the moon after it has already been blown up (revisionism)
• Thesis: Piccolo; Antithesis: Kami; Synthesis: Piccolo?? (sucks at dialectics)
• tried to get a driver’s license despite not having a need for one (car-brained)
• often hangs out with a “reformed” race-obsessed genocidal war criminal who was taken in by people working on a rocket program

Still think Piccolo is cool?