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toomanypancakes@piefed.world to Shitty Ask LemmyEnglish · 3 days ago

If you had the power of flight, how long would it take before you played poopoo bombadiers over a cybertruck?

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If you had the power of flight, how long would it take before you played poopoo bombadiers over a cybertruck?

toomanypancakes@piefed.world to Shitty Ask LemmyEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • CMDR_Horn@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    Why wait?

  • MyFriendGodzilla@lemmy.world
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    By gahd not long.

  • daggermoon@piefed.world
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    If I could fly, I would try to find a way to monitize that ability so I could afford a future in another country with a goth latina wife who loves me.

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    What makes you think I haven’t?

    Also why limit yourself to cyber trucks? Those oversized death machines cosplaying as American SUVs are also fun targets.

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    This assumes I don’t already have a jar of it waiting to instantly take action with this very opportunity.

    Which would be the correct assumption, but still…

  • MantisToboggon@lemmy.world
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    Do you own a cyber truck?

    • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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      Ewww.

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        Pewww, even

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