• 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
    10·
    15 days ago

    “Hey G-man, those creatures you made are getting out of control.”

    “Huh? What crea- Oh. Oh fuck. That was supposed to be thrown out 3 millenia ago. I fucking forgot. It’s probably all rotten and moldy now.”

    • jamesrandysghost@lemmy.zip
      3·
      15 days ago

      “How the fuck did they manage to coat the entire planet in asbestos and lead?! Gonna have to quarantine that one…”