Bad Porn Dialogue
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And so the men set out for Socrates’ room, eager for him to join in their celebration.

meow-floppy kinda entertaining, even raised some interesting points

spoiler

i find it doubtful people enjoy ballshots, but they are, in a way, cinematic all the same prison plus they repeated use implies people enjoy them

  • chgxvjh [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
    16·
    2 months ago

    I think this could work at a shared wash room or a wash saloon too. Of course it would be disappointing of those variation in the setting don’t bring variations to the perversion.

    • Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]@hexbear.netEnglish
      25·
      2 months ago

      SISTER OF THE REVOLUTION — WITH WHOM I SHARE NO PARTICULARLY CLOSE BIOLOGICAL CONNECTION, NOR ANY ASSUMED FAMILIAL OBLIGATIONS BY WAY OF MARRIAGE, GIVEN WE LIVE IN A POST-FAMILY GENDER-EGALITARIAN SOCIETY AND ALL — GETS ＨＡＭＭＥＲＥＤ☭ＡＮＤ☭ＳＩＣＫＬＥＤ IN THE SHARED WASHROOM OF OUR NEO-SOVIET NOVOSTROIKA (EN/ES/PT/RU/EO/NO/VI/JA/CN/HI/SW/AR/MS/TR SDH + DUB w/ AD + PSD/ASE/BFI/BZS/ASF/NSL/HAB/INS/JSL/CSL SLI)

        • Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]@hexbear.netEnglish
          9·
          2 months ago

          If I may comment on my favorite part of my own bit, I’m especially fond of the extreme commitment to accessibility that is having 28 sets of subtitles, 28 audio tracks, and 10 sign language video overlays, for what is ostensibly a mass-produced Sturgeon’s law ass bare minimum pornographic short film. Whether your first language is English, Spanish, Portuguese, Russian, Esperanto, Norwegian, Vietnamese, Japanese, Chinese, Hindi, Swahili, Arabic, Malay, Turkish, Plains Indian Sign Language, American Sign Language, British Sign Language, Libras, Auslan, Norwegian Sign Language, Hanoi Sign Language, Indo-Pakistani Sign Language, Japanese Sign Language, or Chinese Sign Language, regardless of your level of hearing and vision, you will be able to get your rocks off to this lady stuck in a washing machine.