That’s okay, God doesn’t exist and neither does heaven. Probably, I can’t prove it any more than you can, but even if the Tyrant exists I’d sooner go to hell.
It would probably need quite a large breaking strain, and would have to be quite long so a dozen or so people can push it and pull it from side to side.
I also may be putting a lot of thought into this. But I have considered storming the gates of Heaven quite often, then realised St Peter would probably stop me and (as a result) have thought about going into Heaven through the back passage. Because taking God from behind seems like the best thing to do.
That’s okay, God doesn’t exist and neither does heaven. Probably, I can’t prove it any more than you can, but even if the Tyrant exists I’d sooner go to hell.
Oh wow thanks for clearing that up, I was getting hung up on how sturdy the thing we gotta jam into the aperture to heaven would have to ve.
It would probably need quite a large breaking strain, and would have to be quite long so a dozen or so people can push it and pull it from side to side.
I also may be putting a lot of thought into this. But I have considered storming the gates of Heaven quite often, then realised St Peter would probably stop me and (as a result) have thought about going into Heaven through the back passage. Because taking God from behind seems like the best thing to do.
I found a pretty solid crowbar in the work dumpster
The trick is using lots of lube
Nobody asked, but thanks for sharing.