My father always said we don’t need buttholes, but he was full of shit.

I just went with one extra for the curious, two buttholes seemed like plenty to manage

Why pay for them when you can get them for free?

Just get a bunch of random people really really mad and one of them are bound to be the type to rip you a new asshole!

Get one added to your elbow! People keep telling me I’m as useful as one so they must be pretty useful.

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