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Shit cracked me up, thank you hahahahah
Alas, what of the pigeon parchments of the lady?
The Elderpstein Scrolls?
Nothing elder about those
El Derpstein, si.
An thou be sore vexed by matters of maidens, mine heart doth grieve for thee, young knave.
If your emperor ain’t mentioned in the Elder Scrolls, they must have been really unimportant.
Tbf this may be the best way to argue against people who solve their “problems” by building a fucking wall.
The Miquella scrolls
