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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago

Master Negotiator: President Trump Has Signed A Deal To Dissolve The US Military In Exchange For Iran Writing A 5-Star Review Of The White House On Google Maps

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Master Negotiator: President Trump Has Signed A Deal To Dissolve The US Military In Exchange For Iran Writing A 5-Star Review Of The White House On Google Maps

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago

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What a massive win-win for the United States and Iran alike. Here’s to peacetime!

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the US military, specifically the Navy, has single-handedly created a safe global economy and the technological revolution we’ve been living in.

cough imperialist bullshit cough

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