LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zone to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 6 days agoHorror storypiefed.cdn.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square89linkfedilinkarrow-up11.15Karrow-down16 cross-posted to: programmer_humor@programming.dev
arrow-up11.14Karrow-down1imageHorror storypiefed.cdn.blahaj.zoneLadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zone to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square89linkfedilink cross-posted to: programmer_humor@programming.dev
minus-squareChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·5 days agoDon’t give him what he says his life goal is (die on Mars). It would be way more terrific if he died in a supercar crash (like the one he had in 2000 with Peter Thiel as passenger in a $1M McLaren F1, the fastest production car back then).
minus-squareBrickEater@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·5 days agoGod, if only we.could have been so lucky. Imagine how the last 26 years would’ve been with them dead.
minus-squareChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 days agoAt least he temporarily lost some money and pride by wrecking his stupid uninsured penis compensator.
minus-squareBrickEater@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoObviously it hurt him so much he’s become the worlds largest compensator. Maybe that’s why all his kids are IVF
minus-squaremavu@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 days agoI now know to which moment in time i go back to adjust the outcome, if the opportunity arises.
Don’t give him what he says his life goal is (die on Mars). It would be way more terrific if he died in a supercar crash (like the one he had in 2000 with Peter Thiel as passenger in a $1M McLaren F1, the fastest production car back then).
God, if only we.could have been so lucky. Imagine how the last 26 years would’ve been with them dead.
At least he temporarily lost some money and pride by wrecking his stupid uninsured penis compensator.
Obviously it hurt him so much he’s become the worlds largest compensator. Maybe that’s why all his kids are IVF
I now know to which moment in time i go back to adjust the outcome, if the opportunity arises.