I’m a day or two late but I don’t think this has been posted yet.
Butch Defense Secretaries
Obsequious VP’s
Lindsey Graham
The euphemistic descriptors of the first two followed by a straight up call-out of Lindsey Graham is what got me.

this is the only good part of this one, the rest is liberal brainworms, “actually they’re the homophobes because they would be so mad if we called them gay (derogatory)”
idk rare kelly L? seems a bit ‘mango mussolini sucks putler dick, haha he’s gay and bad’ the pride, stonewall and K-Y push it over for me would be better without those
I feel like it’s less “calling Trump gay” and more “mocking conservatives for missing obvious homoerotic subtexts.”
The whole premise of this strip is making fun of Trump by calling him gay (derogatory). It’s fairly poor.
The less-immediately-topical Trump ones tend to be libbed up, it seems. But I thought him renaming Stonewall after himself was a nice touch here.
the iron cross of iron crosses is the part that got me for some reason lmao
He has it irl

That’s actually just a Jerusalem cross. A relatively innocuous Christian symbol used by chuds because Christian crusaders used it.
There is no such think as an innocuous KKKri$$tian symbol
KY Peace Prize

Semi-relevant.
K-Y Introduces New Line Of Jam
NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ—Johnson & Johnson, manufacturer of the nation’s most popular personal lubricant, K-Y Jelly, held a press conference Monday to unveil its new line of K-Y Jam, which the company has touted as having “that thick, homemade feeling you’ve been craving.”
“Our new K-Y Jam contains no additives and is made from only the finest natural ingredients, resulting in a luscious blend that’s packed with rich, jammy goodness,” Johnson & Johnson CEO William Weldon said as he spooned out a dollop of the clear, glycerin-based jam. “A heaping spoonful of this stuff every morning will help you start your day off right.” Weldon went on to say that Johnson & Johnson had also begun production on a new line of K-Y Preserves targeted at the 65-and-over set.
The home made stuff is stringy.
K-Y Preserves are kind of seedy
That Lindsay Graham is fucking cursed lol. I love it.









