Punchbowl News reports that the former Senate majority leader, who is retiring after his current term ends in January, lost consciousness at his Washington, D.C., home at 8:36 a.m. on June 14, before a dispatcher sent over an Advanced Life Support ambulance. Journalist Desiree Townsend posted a recording of the call from the emergency dispatcher Tuesday afternoon to X.
Don’t party, he’s still alive, and an absolute disgrace to turtles.
Correct, I still have to find his final phylactery and destroy it, this happened right after I got to the penultimate
Hopefully he’s in pain
I wouldn’t wish pain on anybody. It’s a good thing he’s a nobody.
Aww… welp keeping the champagne on standby.
We can celebrate the fact he’s abstaining from voting.