Whoah, settle down there, buddy. Phase one is already sounding pretty far out there and I don’t trust things I don’t comprehend yet. Let me check my source…
…Okay. Fox News says I should be worried and so that’s what I’ll do. Nice try, ya commie bastard! And this is why I pay $8.99 a month to Rupert. Just saved me money.
So what you’re saying is, social security should be, like…social?
It’d also be nice if it offered actual security.
Whoah, settle down there, buddy. Phase one is already sounding pretty far out there and I don’t trust things I don’t comprehend yet. Let me check my source…
…Okay. Fox News says I should be worried and so that’s what I’ll do. Nice try, ya commie bastard! And this is why I pay $8.99 a month to Rupert. Just saved me money.