stermy4u@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days agoPlane passenger invoked Sharia law to avoid sitting next to a woman, then attacked flight attendanttownflex.comexternal-linkmessage-square86linkfedilinkarrow-up1332arrow-down139
arrow-up1293arrow-down1external-linkPlane passenger invoked Sharia law to avoid sitting next to a woman, then attacked flight attendanttownflex.comstermy4u@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days agomessage-square86linkfedilink
minus-squarehypeerror@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up144·11 days agoYou can’t just say Sharia law and expect a new seat assignment. I didn’t say it, I invoked it.
minus-squarenibbler@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up64·11 days agoI’ll try to invoke shakira law next time to try to get an upgrade to business class
minus-squareEm Adespoton@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41·11 days agoDoesn’t Shakira use a private jet?
minus-squareBuffalox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·11 days agoI DEMAND to sit next to Shakira!
minus-squareEm Adespoton@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·11 days agoI INVOKE my right to sit next to Shakira!
minus-squareRobotToaster@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·11 days agoAny hips caught lying will be put to death
minus-squareSpaceCowboy@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·11 days agoWAKA WAKA the plane has been diverted to Africa.
You can’t just say Sharia law and expect a new seat assignment.
I didn’t say it, I invoked it.
I’ll try to invoke shakira law next time to try to get an upgrade to business class
Doesn’t Shakira use a private jet?
I DEMAND to sit next to Shakira!
I INVOKE my right to sit next to Shakira!
Any hips caught lying will be put to death
WAKA WAKA the plane has been diverted to Africa.