Stamets@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 10 months agoHallmark cards on Qo'nosstartrek.websiteimagemessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up1294arrow-down16
arrow-up1288arrow-down1imageHallmark cards on Qo'nosstartrek.websiteStamets@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square22fedilink
minus-squareswab148@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·10 months agoHorny is red, blue balls are blue. I would gladly accept any death by snu-snu 😍
minus-squareswab148@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·10 months agoOh no please don’t send me to the horny place where everyone else is also horny UwU
minus-squareDr. Coomer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·10 months agoYou do realize horny jail ties everyone to a chair and forces them to listen to a lecture on the history of religion, right?
minus-squarepancakes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·10 months agoThat’s exactly what I’m into
minus-square🇰 🔵 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·10 months ago“For the last time, ‘Ive been bad, daddy’ is not the same as ‘forgive me, father, I have sinned!’”
minus-squareDr. Coomer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·edit-210 months agoWell, there is the saying “a prostitute never sweats more than when their in church.” Not sure why it exists, but I’ve heard it before.
minus-squareConfused_Emus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 months agoI like the Jewish version: “Shvitzin’ like a removed in Temple!”
minus-squareswab148@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 months agoYou must live a sheltered life.
minus-squareDr. Coomer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·10 months agoHow do you know that? Where are the cameras?
minus-squareDr. Coomer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·10 months agoIt’s not kinkshame, it’s trying to keep you from going to far with it.
minus-squareConfused_Emus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 months agoI’ll get’choo a suh-tanic, muh-chanic!
Horny is red, blue balls are blue. I would gladly accept any death by snu-snu 😍
Oh no please don’t send me to the horny place where everyone else is also horny UwU
You do realize horny jail ties everyone to a chair and forces them to listen to a lecture on the history of religion, right?
That’s exactly what I’m into
“For the last time, ‘Ive been bad, daddy’ is not the same as ‘forgive me, father, I have sinned!’”
Well, there is the saying “a prostitute never sweats more than when their in church.” Not sure why it exists, but I’ve heard it before.
I like the Jewish version: “Shvitzin’ like a removed in Temple!”
You must live a sheltered life.
How do you know that? Where are the cameras?
Don’t kinkshame owo
It’s not kinkshame, it’s trying to keep you from going to far with it.
I’ll be judge of that
I’ll get’choo a suh-tanic, muh-chanic!
Don’t dream it, be it.
Wtf?