I can think of a couple of different motivations for this.
He’s trying to get ahead of a leak that he’s gay.
He’s trying to help reduce pressure from employers, in a very odd way.
I’m going with the first one, because people in power don’t give a fuck about anyone else.
Option 3: Look what you made him do.
“I’m not gay, I’m overworked.”
-That guy
Right before putting the cock back in his mouth.
Wouldn’t that mean like at least half the world would be gay? Where TF do these idiots come up with this shit?
Shut up! I don’t want to keep working so much!
half the world
Sounds like meat is back on the menu 😏
I’m calling in gay tomorrow and citing a world leader.
“I need to suck off a twink to deal with all this stress.”
Whatever works
10/10 Perfect comment.
Finally bigotry I can support.
saying this while holding one of the most stressful jobs in the world is such a crazy way to come out but pop off king
excessive job stress, social pressure, past sexual experiences, and weak religious practice
Yeah, having past sexual experiences with a same-sex partner will do that.
Being gay in the past is strongly correlated to being gay in the present!
Correlation isn’t causation
Yeah, having past sexual experiences with a same-sex partner will do that.
frequent visitor habit
That dude looks stressed as fuck.
Jee, I really feel like sucking dick today boss, it’s time I took a few days off.
it’s time I took a few days off
… to suck some dick.
I feel a little bit gay already, better take the rest of the day off.
This is way too real.
„I Felt a Little Homosexual Today, So I Called in Sick: The Formation of “Reverse Discourse” by Swedish Gay Activists in the 1970s“
This article revolves around the legal and epistemic battles around “homosexuality” in Sweden in 1979, which led to the abolition of homosexuality being classified as a “disease”. Among other things, gay activists “called in sick” to the Social Insurance Agency (SIA) and claimed that they were unable to work because they were homosexuals (read as mentally disordered).
https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/13600826.2022.2052025
Site doesn’t load, but I love the idea
Someone’s got a case of the Malaygays
I’m like, super stressed you guys. Frankly, if you want me to straighten out, we probably all ought to revert to a 32 hour work week, better yet, 24 with full time pay. That ought to sploosh relief right into me. Us. It’s science!
He’s right though, there i am, working my ass off, deadlines that fall behind and people running left and rightto catch the post-truck with that last minute delivery for the day, and all of a sudden, there we both stand, exhausted, over worked, and just start to furiously make out.
It’s a real problem. And i for one am glad someone is taking this with the seriousness it deserves.
That read like sci-fi fanfic. I love it!
