• AnchoriteMagus@sh.itjust.works
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    2 months ago

    You can’t create a multi-thousand year scheme to control the masses out of “Hey, remember that time that guy got us that boat?”

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      2 months ago

      That’s the bit where you sell your cult leader out to the Romans and then turn up at the execution to cheer him on for being such a god sport about it.

  • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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    2 months ago

    Moses was an egyptian spy, that’s why he forced people to walk on the dry seafloor, then around the desert for 40 years