With a listless sigh and helpless shrug, today multi-trillion-dollar Alphabet subsidiary Google Maps pre-emptively bent over and renamed Seattle’s Lake Union to Lake Confederacy.
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I ate the onion 🥲
Same, forgot i was browsing all lmao
Nice. Almost every sentence of the short article diametrically opposes truth, but it can all be summed up with this one:
Google executives say their hands are tied whenever President Donald Trump asks for a map name change.
Google strokes the shaft, while Apple cups the balls, and Meta licks the taint. Pedo-Hitler quips that he received better head from a pack of 8 year olds, before murdering them for sport. The broligarchy donates millions as tribute.
