From this Zillow listing: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3232-Windsor-Ave-S-Kansas-City-MO-64123/2056459237_zpid
I would 100% be a menace to everyone in the house with a setup like this. Hope you like getting shot at with a nerf gun while you shit 
wtf is this place?
This is from that jamiroquai video where the furniture shifts around?
I feel like there was an entrance that didn’t involve squeezing yourself through a window??
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What, you’ve never seen a kids’ playroom before?
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famous rothko painting, 50 million dollars
What about this one, which painter inspired this room?
mondriat, composition with red, yellow and green, 5 million dollars
Aight plinky, take the wheel, I ain’t driving this a second longer.
I believe the intention is that you stick your penis into the center of the wheel and declare, “Arrr, it’s drivin’ me nuts”
actually semi stumped, sea paintings are broody, but bright white and blue, are more japanese/medieval muslim or folk art
hokusai, but he wouldn’t be that american 1970s about it (obviously, lmayo) maybe some modern greek artist selling santorini pictures to local island owners?*because on the edge of my mind i can see stark picture of fishing nets on white wall with some blue skies, but it might as well be some black and white photo refitted by my brain
*this is what i mean by hokusai, color and theme fits, but lacks ineffable mcmansion-ness
I genuinely love this… Is something wrong with me?
Still from the new House of Leaves TV show adaptation.
Watched some YouTube about a hotel owner who would store the pool water in the underground garage during pool cleaning.
Someone’s bizarre (DIY) attempt at an indoor pool? It’s got stairs that go up and over a wall and the paint looks extremely thick like pool liner. Using it as storage would be nonsensical with the wall blocking it off and there’s no sign of things being placed in it, so it’s not just a weird storage room or something. Shitty indoor pool is the only thing I can think of.
That it’s empty and clean makes me think it was probably gross as hell because it doesn’t look like it has any way to do proper filtration or anything, got drained and thoroughly cleaned/refurbished, and was then left empty while the house
That’s the mother-in-law
You’re supposed to leave the seat up so you can go potty from the floor above without having to go down the stairs or to the other bathroom 100 yards away on the other end of the house.
It is customary to yell BOMBS AWAY
FIRE IN THE HOLE!
(I had chilli yesterday)
square toilet for your square ass
For square wombat poops
Uncritical support for the wombat in its heroic struggle to liberate a square poop on the genocidal American empire.
Chapo crap house
Communism bad because they make you live in a tenement building where everyone’s houses are the same and they deprive you of the freedom to build things like this in your house.
That’s an eight inch ledge all the way around that shit. I’ve actually come across this set up in the past. Architect fucked up, is usually what it amounts to.
Also, I’d just start packing my own nerf gun to fire back at you idgaf. It would just be on the magazine rack on the back of the commode for when I need it
Throw poop
Person on the poop deck has the height advantage though. The shootouts would be legendary
It’s okay it’s just for cats
I saw this post before I went to sleep and had a whole ass dream about it. It was a “comedy” sketch where a macaque was given a tour through this house and the macaque kept trying to walk to the balcony to look at the toilet while the people who gave the tour tried to keep the macaque away from the balcony
I know an architect couple that designed a feature like that into their home.
Why
You know the business card scene from American psycho? Watching you family shit has to be the gold embossed lettering equivalent for interior designers.
Does that include smelling someone’s shit from downstairs in the bedroom?
It was more of a kitchen to toilet window. Toilet half a floor below.
That sounds even worse :/
waterfall golden shower
Vibe checking with a CS gas grenade into your bubble bath
Half a million dollars
The steam from that shower is going to ruin that wall and ceiling.
