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toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online to Shitty Ask LemmyEnglish · 9 天前

if you butter a cat and they fall off the table what side do they land on?

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if you butter a cat and they fall off the table what side do they land on?

toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online to Shitty Ask LemmyEnglish · 9 天前
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  • Dr. Bob@lemmy.ca
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    9 天前

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jorts_(cat)

    • wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      This needs to be a patch or other embroidery work. 😍🤘🏼

  • TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world
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    They always land on the nearest piece of toast, no matter where that is. Could be three houses away, that’s where you’ll find them.

  • kateMA
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    is it this https://files.catbox.moe/59y8iq.mp4

  • Dreamcatcher@lemmy.zip
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    Strap some magnets on it for infinite energy.

    • wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Yes, yes, as soon as someone gets the bell on it, sure. We’ve lost a dozen good mice already this week, and it’s only Friday afternoon. Also, no one’s even seen the dog for days, and the food machine is clogged.

      But, you wanna stick magnets on it? I guess that’s one way to go out. Good luck? 🤷🏼‍♂️

  • Davel23@fedia.io
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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buttered_cat_paradox

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