SELL. HIS. BONES. Erika please, the real money is in pieces of Charlie authenticated by that company that does the pokemon cards. It would be the best selling NFT that week.
NFT = Non-fungable tibia
an american civil religion needs american civil relics!
Can’t wait for a decade from now when every TPUSA club in the country claims to have an authentic bullet fragment from the Kirkening
Auction off his remains like he’s a Ferengi.
Reinventing Catholicism, but with Pokemon, but somehow it has nothing to do with Arceus.
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she must’ve fucking hated him lmao
Shortly after it happened and she took over his one of shows, she made one very small but very telling change
There was a bookcase visible behind him (and later her) when he was recording which held, among other things, their wedding picture
She immediately replaced it with a shitty little replica of the Constitution; nothing else had been moved or changed
You could even see the books in the background were not only the same books, but they were all in the same position Charlie had left them. She didn’t even bother straightening them, they were all tilted the same.
Yep
Literally the only alteration, which made it so much more obvious
lol, lmao even
She was pro-Trump before Charlie was, and imo was sent to honeypot him into securing TPUSA for Trump, so being married to him and enduring him was likely the worst part of her life. I do wonder what her end goal is since the only woman conservatives are willing to endure seems to be Miriam Adelson
and imo was sent to honeypot him into securing TPUSA for Trump
They met in Israel 👁️
I’m not sure if I believe that. When they first got engaged, their story was that they met when he was interviewing her at TPUSA head quarters (source). She then said she first saw him in Israel, but that may have been after his death, and at this point I don’t trust her enough for her to be an authority on her own life experience without it being confirmed by a 3rd party.
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: Candace Owens was the only person in Charlie Kirk’s life who cared about him.
Kirk is forever stuck in the humiliation-nexus.
Well shit then i guess he made it to (his own) heaven.
Isn’t she a millionaire from inheriting his wealth? This is kind of sad in that it shows these people are in a state of hell. And it’d be pitiable if they weren’t intent on spreading their state of misery to the rest of humanity.
No love, just an emptiness in their hearts. Does she consider her children props or extensions of herself?
I can see we’re practicing levity in this absurd desecration and mockery of his life, even if the conservatives did value him, but it really is rather grim. I’m reminded of that episode from Chapo where they went to CPAC and Matt realized that he was witnessing a Black Mass, a cult dedicated to the annihilation of all things and meaning vis a vis hedonistic acceptance of terminal social and moral decline becuase they lack agency and motivation to change it.
Is the humor levied here meant for a catharsis on our own end or a lamentation of the world as it has become - or perhaps always was?
i want to know who workshopped and approved a memorial hotsauce to honor a white guy that got shot while spouting white supremacist b.s.
how the frig does any of that track? what is the through line? purge your tears by tucking into some spicy scrambled eggs and having a good cry?
just sell mugs, ball caps, and grill accessories or whatever.
Should sell a branded kevlar neck gaiter, that would make more sense
Wu-Tang collab
Well they did collab with Martin Shkreli, so maybe on the table…
Hot sauce is a high margin product that might lead recurring purchases. Almost like supplements but not as scammy.
Don’t think there much effort at story telling.
Looks like it started years before his death.
Did they make the sauce outta him
Kirkendom gonna split over whether the hot sauce is literally the pulverized flesh of Kirk or only a metaphorical representation
Well. Wouldn’t that just be some minimally flavored mayonnaise? But why not make it and call it hot sauce, sure, it’s on brand in every way.
mayonanaise is about as spicy as most crackers can handle
Wouldn’t wanna get that heart-rate elevated, could turn into something of an incident.
new business idea: kirk’d brand hotsauce with charlie kirk’s head and neck with accurately small face on every bottle and the hotsauce dispenser is the bullet hole in the side of his neck
seriously, I genuinely think resistance libs would eat this shit up if I advertised it on facebook
Make a model of it for people to 3d print and then they can put the sauce in it
After this comment I now read Kirk’d as simply a contraction of Kirkland, the resistance libs’ Ultimate Brand.
Trying to charge $60 for a bottle of hot sauce seems more egregious than the guy that made a crummy statue no one wanted and expecting to get millions for it
$60 small face man sauce or $3 frank’s red hot
which way western man?
$any for el yucateco kutbil-ik
One fucking hundo. That shit is delicious, and the perfect amount of heat for me.
Facts, best hot sauce in the world, if anyone disgarees I want to hear what they think is better
Yeah, same. If there’s anything better than this I want to know about it cause damn it’s good.
I’m about to open the last bottle in my pantry… have you tried their chiltepin?
I haven’t, but I’ve had a handful of their *others and they were all good, so I’m guessing it’s pretty solid
Can confirm, it’s really good but has a unique flavor I don’t find compatible with everything, so I don’t reach for it all time. Do recommend though
Variety pack? Sounds like DEI. In a meritocracy, only the best bottle goes on sale.
If you buy this you deserve to be scammed with rebottled hot sauce from some white label hot sauce factory for a 500% markup lmaoo
Yeah, but $9? Will people pay $9 for a meme? Will zoomers pay $9 to troll their uncles at Christmas? idk, it sounds plausible at least. Would work better if the Kirk sauce was more Kirked though, it’s almost too normal
It’s also just pathetic; however much she nets on this, even if it goes well, is probably less than one donor check or one speaking fee would have brought in before
I kinda want to buy the “ghost pepper” kirk sauce NGL
Praying that it ends up at like grocery outlet so I can own it as a gag without actually sending them money lmao
Idk, I feel it would burn my throat up pretty bad
Sadly that hot sauce isn’t associated with Charlie Kirk. Some “chick” Kirk.he carried the flame
Well they’re selling it on his website
Apparently it is charlie kirks hot sauce, but it’s named after carol kirk. I had to dig around further.
Charlie Kirk is President of Kirk’s Hot Sauce,
Somehow I doubt that this is true.
There’s a 4 year old TPUSA video on YouTube introducing his hot sauce, so it must have been around some time before his death.
something tells me this is some acquaintance’s MLM
It is.
That acquaintance is his wife.
Not sure they were close enough for her to be called an acquaintance of his.
When sauce hot but they keep suckin
if anyone tries that ghost pepper hot sauce PLEASE let me know. ghost peppers genuinely feel like a bullet to the head (i imagine) so i would love to know if the sauce measures up
They’re my favorite superhot, I’m honestly tempted. They’re so sweat and painful!
