I always assume these people are trolling.
I could’ve believed it if not for the reply. The reply simply makes it too over the top to be real.
Nah, I can definitely see someone doing that.
Naw man, sharks are smooth.
Kind of amazing how often people fall for obvious trolls. I pray to god none of the upvoters ever run across a con artist.
This makes no sense. The USA was created billions of years ago. God made the rest of the world 6000 years ago, so there would be places to bomb.
he made the shark to witness it all
Just as it says in the constitution.
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Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a while.
This joke has layers.
Like an ogre
Donkeys have layers.
How about something nice you can eat, like a parfait.
I prefer donkey
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Liberian shark 😳
We have a tree in our village that’s like double the age of the USA
The US has trees that significantly predate it, and is home to a tree that is assumed to be the oldest living organism on earth.
Just wait until someone crashes their brodozer into it and kills it
Some scientists drilled into them and everyone got mad
“1776 would like to know your location”
1492? what happened in 1776?
The United States was founded? 4th July 1776.
Columbus reached the Americas in 1492, but it wasn’t the US then. There was a whole revolution and everything.Leif Eriksson would explore and document his travels to North Ameria around 1000AD. The land they called Vinland being known now to be Newfoundland. Newfoundland is the only place in North America with physical evidence of Norse settlement but most Inuit men from Labrador share DNA with North western Europeans.
Columbus explored the Caribbean Islands in 1493 and would later sail the South American coast.
John Cabot explored costal North America(Specifically Newfoundland) in 1497AD.
Who’s gonna tell them?
Meh, let them keep going so they’re more easily spotted in the wild
thats some kenm shit
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they’re probably thinking of the north america landmass not the countries on it
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the earth was not created 2023 years ago
- The shark is not a person; it’s a shark
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The might of the Eternal Republic is unmatched throughout history! America Invictus!/s
bro is the smartest in Ohio.
“USA is Jesus fam.”
-That guy probably
I hope they’re at least good looking.
Hey there good lookin’. I got a bucket of chicken.