• OneStepAhead@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
    16·
    9 months ago

    Anyone who’s ever tried knows that it sucks. Someone is cold and out of the water, it’s slippery to stand on and provides no lubrication.

    • FUCKRedditMods@lemm.eeEnglish
      9·
      9 months ago

      It actually washes away your own bodies’ natural lubrication… you’d think sex in the shower would be nice and slick and warm but it’s terrible and rubbery and inconsistent.

    • thepianistfroggollum@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
      6·
      9 months ago

      Yup. It sounds hot as hell in theory, but in practice it’s always a regrettable choice.

      What’s best is shower foreplay that moves to the bedroom.

    • Fleshtrap@lemmy.worldEnglish
      6·
      9 months ago

      Then you get out feeling crippled in the hips and back from holding the strange position in the cramped space.

      • j4k3@lemmy.worldEnglish
        3·
        9 months ago

        Don’t forget to repair the built in soap holder shelf, cause that is not a foot hold or leverage rest.

    • Lemonparty@lemm.eeEnglish
      3·
      9 months ago

      The pro move is to get things warmed up in the shower, then take it to the bedroom. Damp towels and wet hair sex can be pretty hot.