Husbando had a lot of fun thinking about this:

• Ears of the Kingdom: The adventures of the ENT of Hyrule
• Tar Craft: A citybuilder focused on traffic management
• Ann 1800: Bridgerton - The Game
• Resident Vil: The sims set in Racoon City
• The IMs: The Sims, but text-based
• Okemon: A Jamaican-themed friendship simulator
• Spider Ma: An RPG centered around Miles Morales’ mom
• Itcher 3 Wild Hunt: A popping simulator
• Goof War: Just a boy goofing around
• Oom: Out of mana

Petty Princess Party - instead of decorating rooms you snark about how gaudy everything is

Okémon. Not as good as Pokémon, but it’s fine I guess.

Slent Hill - game about a quaint village in Scotland

Minecrat - game about aristocrat miners

The Sms - game about texting people

Bishock - game about bi panic (my kind of game lol)

Resident Eil - game about homebody eels who cant spell

AMOGUS - Nothing changed

Cyberpuk 2077: In a dystopian future where global warming has brought the planet to a boil, desperate hockey players take their game to cyberspace because ice is no longer available.

Alone in the ark. A horror game where you accidentally step aboard the wrong ark and you have to survive against gods rejected beasts.

What about just slightly adjusting the kerning

Say, like slightly reducing the space between the “F” and “I” at the start of “FINAL FANTASY”?

OOM: Who knows what the gameplay is like, it crashes as soon as you open it.

All of Duty - you work in a company which, after several waves of layoffs, has been severely understaffed.

Chrono Tigger: Pooh Bear in Time

Ass Effect. The whole plot is Miranda in that white jumpsuit.

Kerbal Pace Program: a game about getting little green aliens to run marathons

Sellaris: a game about being a salesman

Asteroids -> Steroids

Moral Kombat. A game where each player fights against their own vices, competing to build the most virtuous character.