Not only will a bidet save you on toilet paper, but you will actually feel like you have a clean butt after pooping. Initially it feels weird, but after you get used to it, you won’t want to poop without it.

BTW in case you are wondering: yes, you still need toilet paper to wipe the water off. But it is a small amount.

  • Talose@vlemmy.net
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    1 year ago

    Literally the only downside of a bidet is that after you get accustomed to it, pooping anywhere without one might as well be torture

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      1 year ago

      I feel like a dirty savage when I have to poop in strange bathrooms. Took me 45 years to realize that bidet is the way.