After a devastating mass shooting left five people dead in Philadelphia, misinformation about the suspected shooter ran rampant on Twitter with politicians like Georgia Republican congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene claiming the assailant was transgender.
More and more I’m convinced she’s actually a shaved Skunk Ape, rebelling against the good nature of her kind. That hideous fur coat she wore is made from her shavings. Her actual name is Sporkfoot, as far as I’m concerned.
Her shavings. 😂
Without being full-on pointed, it gives the vaguely plausible deniability of actually representing her region, if not the people of her region. That nothing else, Sporkfoot’s internal ugliness made manifest explains why she was adulterous with a Zangief cosplayer - she couldn’t find a Sasquatch cosplayer.
I adore you, MrCrankyBastard.