When I poop, I’ll take my hand and make a “knife hand” and massage the area above my hip and grab the side of my stomach while bending over to help the poop get out instead of straining. It’s this weird?

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    5 months ago

    Tbh when I was less financially stable, I had great luck with a lil $30 bidet that screwed into the existing water lines and mounted between the seat and the porcelain on a standard toilet.

    No heated seat, and the only controls were pressure and heat but… to be crude… that thing had the ability to pressure wash about two inches of a colon from the outside.