• dumpsterlid@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    What!? Are you serious? She texted me later and said “Don’t bother coming over again” and I honestly took it as having satisfied her so thoroughly that all she needed was one time with me!?

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        9 months ago

        I use emacs anyways, pshh why did you think I even cared, nerd.

        Ok yeah I mean I use evil bindings but I don’t need to fumble around with practically analog equipment like :wq and :x

        …alright fine I just use stock spacemacs, someone let me into the wizard school and it is amazing but literally everyone else here knows to do magic and the most I have done is make a frog balloon up twice it’s size. I have to keep pretending like I am working on these massive architectures of spell books to influence weather systems in a way that takes dynamic inputs from remote wizard servers in towers…. and honestly I just love org mode in a pretty package that works well out of the box. …most of the gravestones here are dedicated to a great wizard known as Dotfile and I have NO idea who he is.

        Don’t tell anyone or they will find me and run me out of the gates.