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Nero@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago

Man who calls women "females" hopes to one day be allowed within 500 meters of one

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Man who calls women "females" hopes to one day be allowed within 500 meters of one

chaser.com.au

Nero@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • Annoyed_🦀 @monyet.cc
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    As a humanoid male, i too love the scent of a homo sapien female.

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      As a sentient homo sapien, I find myself inexorably drawn to the olfactory stimuli emitted by the female of our species, which invoke an unparalleled sensory euphoria within the neural pathways of my encephalon. 🧐

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        Give yourself some credit! You were able to write that sentence and post it on the internet, so you’re sapient, not merely sentient!

        • Sidyctism II.@discuss.tchncs.de
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          And with one hand, too!

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        You dropped your fedora, redditor!

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