BEIJING: A man has been caught trying to smuggle over 100 live snakes into mainland China by cramming them into his trousers, according to the country’s customs authority.
  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    4 months ago

    “Is that a snake in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”

    “Snake. Definitely a snake.”

    “Rude!”

    “Tell me about. His ballsss sssmell like old gym sssocksss.”