The rain
I’m rooting for them to accidentally kill each other.
Giant meteor. It didn’t win the 2020 election but maybe this is a stage it can compete on.
I am rooting for Zuck. I really dislike optiMusk face. In the front he looks like smart and innocent, but everything that he do in the back are either fake or full of shit.
Rooting for a meteor to strike the ring
The cage
Is it gonna be a knife fight?
If it was for me, I’d give them chainsaws
Only if it was silent chainsaws and then making Molusk and The Suckerberg do the noises like Homer in The Simpsons Movie
Whoever wins we all lose
Zuckerburg is a better guy than Musk. I don’t praise either of them but at least Zuckerberg ran Facebook with some sincerity. Elon Musk is all talk and power trips and goes after Twitter user’s employers to silence critics.
“They all trust me for some reason. Fucking idiots.”
I really really hate Zuckerberg but I’d root for him anyway.
I think Zuck’s got the best odds despite the size disadvantage, anyway, since he does BJJ and is apparently pretty good at it.
If you choose the Zuck, you get the fuck.
If you choose the Musk, you get a prepubescent man child who throws tantrums whenever he’s slightly inconvenienced or someone disagree with him on the internet.
I guess the second one doesn’t rhyme, my bad.
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both fumbling while entereing the ring and each hitting their heads hard enough to die?
Pretty sure this is reversed. Zuckerberg is an Android and Musk is an Alien.
idk dude. i wouldnt wanna fight a dude named “The Zuck”
