• SatyrSack@lemmy.one
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    2 months ago

    I would slap you if I didn’t know you were going to get your own planet when you die.

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      2 months ago

      But here’s the thing, Jack. My Brother-Dad, which is Mormon for “Dad”, has more money than he knows what to do with.

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        2 months ago

        Our opponent would like you to believe that Mitt Romney is a merman. Now, I know Mitt Romney does not live in the sea.

        A Mormon? Now, that’s crazy.

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          2 months ago

          Not too much has changed. There’s an iPod 3 and a Mitt Romney 4. They worked all the bugs out. He’s not killing hobos at night anymore.