fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 1 month agoSynthesize deez nutzmander.xyzexternal-linkmessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up1253arrow-down112
arrow-up1241arrow-down1external-linkSynthesize deez nutzmander.xyzfossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square9fedilink
minus-squareornery_chemist@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-21 month agoSynthesis: everything happens except what you want. And then the 26h/day tryhard at <random other institution> in <random other country> publishes the molecule with the exact same route. The difference? Your hands suck. Git gud scrub.
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoThen it turns out ten years later they actually just falsified their results.
Synthesis: everything happens except what you want. And then the 26h/day tryhard at <random other institution> in <random other country> publishes the molecule with the exact same route. The difference? Your hands suck. Git gud scrub.
Then it turns out ten years later they actually just falsified their results.