Urinal Rule

If a bro walks into a bathroom said bro must take the furthest urinal away from the bro already in there. If urinal 1 and 6 are taken, the bro must use urinal 3.If urinal 1,3 and 6 are taken a bro must wait or MAN UP and use a cubical.

A bro WILL NOT under any circumstances speak to a fellow bro in the urinal.A bro WILL NOT look at another bro using the urinal.

  • CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world
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    14 hours ago

    Nah, if it’s an emergency I’m standing next to you. If you don’t want to see my dick, don’t look. Most urinals I’ve seen lately has privacy walls anyway.

    I agree with Vader, but not OPs rule about waiting if there are two free urinals

    • MajorHavoc@programming.dev
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      13 hours ago

      Lol. Yeah. If there’s free urinals, I’m gonna take a piss.

      If there’s no free urinals, it’s tradition in my country to all take two steps back and share each urinal among three users.

      Okay. It’s not, but it should be.

      Relief from needing to pee should be a fundamental human right, held more dearly than our squeemishness about each other’s genitals.