I just make faces with mine, do stupid things, make a little dance and generally act stupid. I talk to them a little but never anything serious. Most days, other than my wife, they’re the only individual I get to share a laugh with in person.
Whatever you say or do … say hi to them for me.
Do crazy slutty makeup sometimes, just to feel crazy and slutty.
Whoever you are … this could be either hilarious, sexy or disturbing … or maybe all of the above.