“The Mediocre Superheroes” series by Andrew Nadeau, and Phil Thompson: https://www.boredpanda.com/mediocre-superheroes-comics-phil-thompson-andrew-nadeau-part-2/
Wait. Are oranges as stocking stuffers based on something? I always thought my folks did it because oranges are healthy.
What I always heard is that it’s because oranges used to be seasonal: until the invention of reefers (refrigerated boxcars, not marijuana), they could only be shipped from Florida to the population centers up north without spoiling during the winter.
Isn’t the red Christmas outfit something Coca Cola came up with? So only since the 20th century? I think I’ve read the outfit was mostly green before that.
Why is Krampus hot?
He’s a bad boy and you’re down bad.
I mean, is it a wool sock? I feel like that’s relevant.