There’s always !actually_infuriating@lemmy.world

But yeah, I’d be livid. Did you catch them in the act?

There are 7 deadly sins: pride, greed, wrath, sloth, gluttony, lust and envy.

The pride happens when Johnny tells the devil that he’s the best that’s ever been. The greed is playing for a fiddle of gold. Even Johnny acknowledges that when he says, “It might be a sin but I’ll take your bet…”

So the devil lost the fiddle contest, but that doesn’t mean that he didn’t win Johnny’s soul. It’ll just take a little longer; what’s time for someone immortal like the devil?

The devil is a trickster that will do whatever he can to get you to sin against God. And he did go to Georgia to steal a soul, after all.

I wish I had three arms when playing my “fiddle”. 😈

But did he lose? He tricked Johnny into a deal for his soul using both greed and pride. I’d say the devil won alright.

Thankfully the wording is “shown” and not “seen”. I believe our eyeballs are safe… for now.

Abraham Lincoln was a good old man

He hopped out the window with his d**k in his hand

Said 'excuse me lady, I’m doing my duty

So pull down your pants and give me some boody’

I have no suggestions for you, but I at least wanted to let you know that you’re not alone in this world. I hope you find whatever you are looking for.

I’m a native English speaker, and even I recognize how weird the language is comparatively to other languages.

I wouldn’t give them the satisfaction of such a comparison. How about the two henchmen of Cruella DeVille… that’d seem more fitting.

He’s the puppet. Always has been. Two guesses who the “master” is… and you’ll probably get them both right.

Roll that beautiful bean footage!

Tune in next week on HGTV for Ghost Designer!

In the original post, it is explained that it’s spelled that way because of grammar rules in Latin.

Those guys over at the store will nickel and dime ya to death.

If I had a nickel for every time … I’d have a nickel.

I can’t think of one for quarters.

You joke, but….

Well, I guess it’s still a joke to assume there are people in my life to sit beside me.

I’m curious why you say that?

Not all states require PTO for employees.

Oof. Thanks for the correction!

Actually yes. I love my job. ❤️

Wings and pizza!