Oh boy do I have some news for you! You sure as hell can (and should) get a cake. You do you, and if you want to celebrate: CELEBRATE!

Congrats!

Southern Baptist. It’s what I was “taught” by some uppity Sunday School Teacher (or the preacher, or both).

Goddamnit. Now I got that tune stuck in my head. Thanks, Obama!

All fluids are super.

~Who’s a super fluid? That’s right, you are! Super fluid! Now sit. Stay~

Here you go!

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It’s not for everyone.

It’s called anxiety. A lot of people have it; even us Orwellian Americans. 🙄

Everything, everywhere, all at once. You’ll thank me later.

~Except for the hotdog fingers; unless you’re into that sort of thing.~

That was exactly my first thought.

Another way to think about it is to say that education is the memorization of knowledge, while intelligence is the application of said knowledge. i.e. book smarts vs. street smarts. They aren’t the same things, but are two building blocks that work together.

At least that’s how I look at it.

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That is literally funny. And I’m not talking about Rob Lowe Literally.

It really depends on your bank or credit card issuer. Some places will accrue interest from the day of purchase until the day of repayment. It might be pennies for me and you, but I’m sure they make bank on their collective customer base. And deliberately making it difficult to pay off debt that causes additional charges should be illegal.

If you are like me and not sure what “post-quantum SSH security” means, you should read this. TL;DR it’s an algorithm believed to be unbreakable by quantum computers.

Shit. You’re right. Im just going to delete my comment and stop trying to do math. My apologies everyone!

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This. Don’t ever let anyone ever convince you that you’re an NPC in your life. You may not be someone else’s main character, but that’s okay. You are yours.

~Believe me when I say there is nothing more debilitating than losing your sense of self in your life.~

That’s actually a useful skill, and it’s good for the environment (and pocketbook/wallet) because you’re up-cycling something most people would just throw away.

Honestly, it’s a very nuanced topic that has no clear delineation of right and wrong. There are some things the Dems will champion, while other things they will abdicate. It’s confusing as fuck to be honest; not to mention mentally exhausting. But at the end of the day, they’re still far better than their conservative counterparts (sometimes barely).

While true to a small degree, it is very obvious how lopsided one side is in comparison to the other. But I wholeheartedly agree that us citizens are the ones left in the lurch and usually fighting with each other (class warfare).