It should be Xbox Parallel X|S

~Because electricity runs in series or parallel. /s~

All spiders are jumping spiders if you get scared enough. 😱

Yeah, I’m starting to realize this via my research. This is very disappointing (but not surprising).

What a waste.

And they have good neigh-bors.

That could be a part pf Social Media Forest.

This hurts my heart. If I were to say there was any “failure” (I use that term loosely here), it’s that you obviously deprived your child of the joy that is Tetris.

But, fear not! It’s never too late.

~In case it isn’t obvious, this comment is meant to be lighthearted. Y’all do y’all. 💙~

Why do you need the while true?

How about “If you really insist”?

Bodacious!

But there are the De…

~Oooh. I see what you did there.~

In my experience a nice rubber mallet can be useful before having to resort to the “you should have listened” stage.

Don’t forget that the biker broke a certified mentally-unstable criminal out of the hospital, who then helped kill the police officer.

~The officer was even training for a 5k charity event.~

Relevant post.

I had that mower. It’s a good mower. It definitely could do the job.

This. It has been depicted many times that for deep space exploration, Superman uses a space suit.

Fig. 1: The new Hermaphroditic Click Bug by Ream Co. One click for female, and two clicks for male. Fun for all ages.

~Limit two per customer.~

I could take lessons on how to woo the opposite sex with this style of poetry.

Yes. The answer is always “yes”.

Wouldn’t they be neglected and sad regardless?

So what’s really stopping you?

~You already know, don’t you?~