Brave Sir Putin ran away.
(“No!”)
Bravely ran away away.
(“I didn’t!”)
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
(“I never!”)
Yes, brave Sir Putin turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
(“You’re lying!”)
Swiftly taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
Bravest of the brave, Sir Putin!